xenocara/app/xlockmore/etc/fortune.dat

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(She is loud and stubborn; her feet abide not in her house: 
Now is she without, now in the streets, and lieth in wait at every corner.) 
So she caught him, and kissed him, and 
with an impudent face said unto him, 
I have peace offerings with me; this day have I payed my vows.
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* UNIX is a trademark of AT&T Bell Laboratories.
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1 bulls, 3 cows.
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10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
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A GOOD name is rather to be chosen than great riches, and 
loving favour rather than silver and gold.
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A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone 
somewhere is having fun.
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A bad compromise is better than a good battle. -- Russian 
proverb
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A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. -- Cervantes
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A bird in the bush can't relieve itself in your hand.
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A brother offended is harder to be won than a strong city: 
and their contentions are like the bars of a castle.
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A clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- it is an 
opportunity.
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A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too 
fat to run.
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A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious 
woman are alike.
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A divine sentence is in the lips of the king: his mouth 
transgresseth not in judgment.
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A faithful man shall abound with blessings: but he that 
maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent.
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A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will 
utter lies.
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A false balance is abomination to the LORD: but a just 
weight is his delight.
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A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that 
speaketh lies shall not escape.
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A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that 
speaketh lies shall perish.
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change 
the subject.
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A fool despiseth his father's instruction: but he that 
regardeth reproof is prudent.
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A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart 
may discover itself.
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A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in 
till afterwards.
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A fool's lips enter into contention, and his mouth calleth 
for strokes.
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A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the 
snare of his soul.
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A fool's wrath is presently known: but a prudent man 
covereth shame.
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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A foolish son is a grief to his father, and bitterness to 
her that bare him.
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A foolish son is the calamity of his father: and the 
contentions of a wife are a continual dropping.
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A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth 
nothing.
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A froward man soweth strife: and a whisperer separateth 
chief friends.
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A gift in secret pacifieth anger: and a reward in the bosom 
strong wrath.
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A gift is as a precious stone in the eyes of him that hath 
it: whithersoever it turneth, it prospereth.
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A gift of flowers will soon be made to you.
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A good man leaveth an inheritance to his children's 
children: and the wealth of the sinner is laid up for the just.
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A good man obtaineth favour of the LORD: but a man of 
wicked devices will he condemn.
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A good memory does not equal pale ink.
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A gracious woman retaineth honour: and strong men retain 
riches.
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A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily 
diminished at the edges.
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A hammer sometimes misses its mark -- a bouquet never.
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A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
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A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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A just weight and balance are the LORD's: all the weights 
of the bag are his work.
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A king that sitteth in the throne of judgment scattereth 
away all evil with his eyes.
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A king's castle is his home.
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too 
rich to be a communist.
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A lying tongue hateth those that are afflicted by it; and a 
flattering mouth worketh ruin.
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A man forgives only when he is in the wrong.
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A man hath joy by the answer of his mouth: and a word 
spoken in due season, how good is it! The way of life is above 
to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath.
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A man of genius makes no mistakes.  His errors are 
volitional and are the portals of discovery.
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A man of great wrath shall suffer punishment: for if thou 
deliver him, yet thou must do it again.
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A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
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A man shall be commended according to his wisdom: but he 
that is of a perverse heart shall be despised.
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A man shall be satisfied with good by the fruit of his 
mouth: and the recompence of a man's hands shall be rendered 
unto him.
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A man shall eat good by the fruit of his mouth: but the 
soul of the transgressors shall eat violence.
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A man shall not be established by wickedness: but the root 
of the righteous shall not be moved.
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A man that beareth false witness against his neighbour is a 
maul, and a sword, and a sharp arrow.
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A man that doeth violence to the blood of any person shall 
flee to the pit; let no man stay him.
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A man that flattereth his neighbour spreadeth a net for his 
feet.
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A man that hath friends must shew himself friendly: and 
there is a friend that sticketh closer than a brother.
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A man void of understanding striketh hands, and becometh 
surety in the presence of his friend.
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A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in 
Etruscan bonds.
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A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
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A man's belly shall be satisfied with the fruit of his 
mouth; and with the increase of his lips shall he be filled.
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A man's gift maketh room for him, and bringeth him before 
great men.
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A man's heart deviseth his way: but the LORD directeth his 
steps.
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A man's pride shall bring him low: but honour shall uphold 
the humble in spirit.
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A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken 
spirit drieth the bones.
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A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance: but by sorrow 
of the heart the spirit is broken.
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A naughty person, a wicked man, walketh with a froward 
mouth.
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A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
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A poor man that oppresseth the poor is like a sweeping rain 
which leaveth no food.
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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
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A programming language is low-level when its programs 
require attention to the irrelevant.
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A programming language that does not affect the way you 
think about programming is not worth knowing.
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A prudent man concealeth knowledge: but the heart of fools 
proclaimeth foolishness.
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A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but 
the simple pass on, and are punished.
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A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself; but 
the simple pass on, and are punished.
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A reproof entereth more into a wise man than an hundred 
stripes into a fool.
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A righteous man falling down before the wicked is as a 
troubled fountain, and a corrupt spring.
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A righteous man hateth lying: but a wicked man is 
loathsome, and cometh to shame.
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A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast: but the 
tender mercies of the wicked are cruel.
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A scorner seeketh wisdom, and findeth it not: but knowledge 
is easy unto him that understandeth.
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A servant will not be corrected by words: for though he 
understand he will not answer.
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A slothful man hideth his hand in his bosom, and will not 
so much as bring it to his mouth again.
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A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir 
up anger.
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A soft drink turneth away company.
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A sound heart is the life of the flesh: but envy the 
rottenness of the bones.
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A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath 
is heavier than them both.
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A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
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A talebearer revealeth secrets: but he that is of a 
faithful spirit concealeth the matter.
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A thing not worth doing is worth not doing well.
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A thing worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody 
else to do.
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A true witness delivereth souls: but a deceitful witness 
speaketh lies.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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A violent man enticeth his neighbour, and leadeth him into 
the way that is not good.
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A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that 
maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.
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A visit to a fresh place will bring strange work.
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A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
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A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for 
the fool's back.
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A wholesome tongue is a tree of life: but perverseness 
therein is a breach in the spirit.
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A wicked doer giveth heed to false lips; and a liar giveth 
ear to a naughty tongue.
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A wicked man hardeneth his face: but as for the upright, he 
directeth his way.
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A wicked man taketh a gift out of the bosom to pervert the 
ways of judgment.
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A wicked messenger falleth into mischief: but a faithful 
ambassador is health.
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A wise king scattereth the wicked, and bringeth the wheel 
over them.
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A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool 
rageth, and is confident.
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A wise man is strong; yea, a man of knowledge increaseth 
strength.
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A wise man scaleth the city of the mighty, and casteth down 
the strength of the confidence thereof.
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A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man 
of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels: To 
understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the 
wise, and their dark sayings.
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A wise servant shall have rule over a son that causeth 
shame, and shall have part of the inheritance among the 
brethren.
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A wise son heareth his father's instruction: but a scorner 
heareth not rebuke.
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A wise son maketh a glad father: but a foolish man 
despiseth his mother.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of 
silver.
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A wound and dishonour shall he get; and his reproach shall 
not be wiped away.
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A wrathful man stirreth up strife: but he that is slow to 
anger appeaseth strife.
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About all some men accomplish in life is to send a son to 
Harvard.
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About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the 
dog.
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Above all things, reverence yourself.
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder. -- Sextus Aurelius
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Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Academy: A modern school where football is taught.
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Accuse not a servant unto his master, lest he curse thee, 
and thou be found guilty.
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Actors will happen in the best-regulated families.
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Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou 
be found a liar.
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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance 
to ourselves.
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After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a darn.
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Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
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Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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All heiresses are beautiful. -- John Dryden
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All in all, it's just another brick in the wall ...
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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All that trembles doesn't fall. -- Russian proverb
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All the brave men are in prison. -- Russian proverb
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All the brethren of the poor do hate him: how much more do 
his friends go far from him? he pursueth them with words, 
yet they are wanting to him.
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All the days of the afflicted are evil: but he that is of a 
merry heart hath a continual feast.
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All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the 
LORD weigheth the spirits.
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All the words of my mouth are in righteousness; there is 
nothing froward or perverse in them.
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All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for 
money, it's for fun.  Money's just the way we keep score.
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Also to punish the just is not good, nor to strike princes 
for equity.
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Also, that the soul be without knowledge, it is not good; 
and he that hasteth with his feet sinneth.
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Always do right.  This will gratify some people, and 
astonish the rest.
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America's best buy for a dime is a telephone call to the 
right person.
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An angry man stirreth up strife, and a furious man 
aboundeth in transgression.
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An evil man seeketh only rebellion: therefore a cruel 
messenger shall be sent against him.
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An expert is a person who avoids the small errors as he 
sweeps on to the grand fallacy.
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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
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An high look, and a proud heart, and the plowing of the 
wicked, is sin.
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An hypocrite with his mouth destroyeth his neighbour: but 
through knowledge shall the just be delivered.
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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An inheritance may be gotten hastily at the beginning; but 
the end thereof shall not be blessed.
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An optimist believes this to be the best of all possible 
worlds.  A pessimist fears this to be true.
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An ungodly man diggeth up evil: and in his lips there is as 
a burning fire.
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An ungodly witness scorneth judgment: and the mouth of the 
wicked devoureth iniquity.
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An unjust man is an abomination to the just: and he that is 
upright in the way is abomination to the wicked.
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And they lay wait for their own blood; they lurk privily 
for their own lives.
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And thou shalt have goats' milk enough for thy food, for 
the food of thy household, and for the maintenance for thy 
maidens.
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And why wilt thou, my son, be ravished with a strange 
woman, and embrace the bosom of a stranger? For the ways of man 
are before the eyes of the LORD, and he pondereth all his goings.
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Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in 
his own conceit.
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Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be 
like unto him.
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Anticipated events never live up to expectations.
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Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be 
able to sell it.
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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Apply thine heart unto instruction, and thine ears to the 
words of knowledge.
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As a bird that wandereth from her nest, so is a man that 
wandereth from his place.
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As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his 
folly.
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As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman 
which is without discretion.
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As a mad man who casteth firebrands, arrows, and death, So 
is the man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith, Am not 
I in sport? Where no wood is, there the fire goeth out: so 
where there is no talebearer, the strife ceaseth.
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As a roaring lion, and a ranging bear; so is a wicked ruler 
over the poor people.
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As a thorn goeth up into the hand of a drunkard, so is a 
parable in the mouths of fools.
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As an earring of gold, and an ornament of fine gold, so is 
a wise reprover upon an obedient ear.
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As coals are to burning coals, and wood to fire; so is a 
contentious man to kindle strife.
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As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a 
far country.
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As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his 
trade by wrote.
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As he that bindeth a stone in a sling, so is he that giveth 
honour to a fool.
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As he that taketh away a garment in cold weather, and as 
vinegar upon nitre, so is he that singeth songs to an heavy 
heart.
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As in water face answereth to face, so the heart of man to 
man.
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question 
is wrong?
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As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
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As righteousness tendeth to life: so he that pursueth evil 
pursueth it to his own death.
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As snow in summer, and as rain in harvest, so honour is not 
seemly for a fool.
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As the bird by wandering, as the swallow by flying, so the 
curse causeless shall not come.
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As the cold of snow in the time of harvest, so is a 
faithful messenger to them that send him: for he refresheth the 
soul of his masters.
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As the door turneth upon his hinges, so doth the slothful 
upon his bed.
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As the fining pot for silver, and the furnace for gold; so 
is a man to his praise.
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As the whirlwind passeth, so is the wicked no more: but the 
righteous is an everlasting foundation.
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As vinegar to the teeth, and as smoke to the eyes, so is 
the sluggard to them that send him.
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At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder.
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Audacity, and again audacity, and always audacity.
-- Georges Jacques Danton
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Avoid GOTOs completely if you can keep the program readable.
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Avoid it, pass not by it, turn from it, and pass away.
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Avoid temporary variables.
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Avoid the Fortran arithmetic IF.
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Avoid unnecessary branches.
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Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side 
and bottom.
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Be careful!  Is it classified?
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Be friends with the wolf, but keep one hand on your ax. -- 
Russian proverb
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Be not a witness against thy neighbour without cause; and 
deceive not with thy lips.
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Be not afraid of sudden fear, neither of the desolation of 
the wicked, when it cometh.
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Be not among winebibbers; among riotous eaters of flesh: 
For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and 
drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
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Be not desirous of his dainties: for they are deceitful meat.
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Be not thou envious against evil men, neither desire to be 
with them.
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Be not thou one of them that strike hands, or of them that 
are sureties for debts.
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Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the LORD, and depart 
from evil.
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Be prepared to go mad with fixed rule and method. -- Horace
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Be security conscious -- National Defense is at stake.
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Be thou diligent to know the state of thy flocks, and look 
well to thy herds.
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Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out 
my hand, and no man regarded; But ye have set at nought 
all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will 
laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; 
When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction 
cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
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Before a fight, two men are boasting; after the fight, only 
one. -- Russian proverb
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Before destruction the heart of man is haughty, and before 
honour is humility.
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Before the mountains were settled, before the hills was I 
brought forth: While as yet he had not made the earth, nor 
the fields, nor the highest part of the dust of the world.
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Begin in the beginning and go on till you come to the end; 
then stop. -- Lewis Carroll
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Behold, the righteous shall be recompensed in the earth: 
much more the wicked and the sinner.
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Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled 
ox and hatred therewith.
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Better is a dry morsel, and quietness therewith, than an 
house full of sacrifices with strife.
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Better is a little with righteousness than great revenues 
without right.
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Better is little with the fear of the LORD than great 
treasure and trouble therewith.
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Better is the poor that walketh in his integrity, than he 
that is perverse in his lips, and is a fool.
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Better is the poor that walketh in his uprightness, than he 
that is perverse in his ways, though he be rich.
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Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than 
to divide the spoil with the proud.
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Better living a beggar than buried an emperor.
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Better the first quarrel than the last. -- Russian proverb
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Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
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Better turn back than lose your way. -- Russian proverb
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Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. -- Virgil
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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Beware the new TTY code!
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Bind them upon thy fingers, write them upon the table of 
thine heart.
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Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall 
be known as wheels.
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Blessed is the man that heareth me, watching daily at my 
gates, waiting at the posts of my doors.
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Blessings are upon the head of the just: but violence 
covereth the mouth of the wicked.
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Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a 
day may bring forth.
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Bow down thine ear, and hear the words of the wise, and 
apply thine heart unto my knowledge.
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Brain fried --
core dumped
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Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth 
shall be filled with gravel.
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Bullets don't respect uniforms.
-- Russian proverb
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Burning lips and a wicked heart are like a potsherd covered 
with silver dross.
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Business will be either better or worse. -- Calvin Coolidge
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But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her 
guests are in the depths of hell.
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But he that sinneth against me wrongeth his own soul: all 
they that hate me love death.
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But the path of the just is as the shining light, that 
shineth more and more unto the perfect day.
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But the wicked shall be cut off from the earth, and the 
transgressors shall be rooted out of it.
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But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh 
understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.
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But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall 
be quiet from fear of evil.
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Buy the truth, and sell it not; also wisdom, and 
instruction, and understanding.
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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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By his knowledge the depths are broken up, and the clouds 
drop down the dew.
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By humility and the fear of the LORD are riches, and 
honour, and life.
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By long forbearing is a prince persuaded, and a soft tongue 
breaketh the bone.
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By me kings reign, and princes decree justice.
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By me princes rule, and nobles, even all the judges of the 
earth.
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By mercy and truth iniquity is purged: and by the fear of 
the LORD men depart from evil.
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By the blessing of the upright the city is exalted: but it 
is overthrown by the mouth of the wicked.
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Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be 
burned? Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be 
burned? So he that goeth in to his neighbour's wife; whosoever 
toucheth her shall not be innocent.
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Can anyone remember when the times were not hard, and money 
not scarce?
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Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished?  Yes, 
work never begun.
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Cannot open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.
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Cast out the scorner, and contention shall go out; yea, 
strife and reproach shall cease.
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Cease, my son, to hear the instruction that causeth to err 
from the words of knowledge.
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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Charity: A thing that begins at home and usually stays 
there.
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Chasten thy son while there is hope, and let not thy soul 
spare for his crying.
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Children's children are the crown of old men; and the glory 
of children are their fathers.
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Chinese saying: He who speak with forked tongue, not need 
chopsticks.
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Choose variable names that won't be confused.
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Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary 
necessities.
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Classified material requires proper storage.
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let 
us solace ourselves with loves.
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Commit thy works unto the LORD, and thy thoughts shall be 
established.
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Common sense is not so common.
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Complaint is the largest tribute heaven receives, and the 
sincerest part of our devotion.
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Confidence in an unfaithful man in time of trouble is like 
a broken tooth, and a foot out of joint.
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Conscience doth make cowards of us all. -- William 
Shakespeare
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Continental Life.  Why do you ask?
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Correct thy son, and he shall give thee rest; yea, he shall 
give delight unto thy soul.
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Correction is grievous unto him that forsaketh the way: and 
he that hateth reproof shall die.
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Could John Wayne have ever taken Normandy, Iwo Jima, Korea, 
the Gulf of Tonkin, and the entire Wild West on a diet of 
quiche and salad?
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Counsel in the heart of man is like deep water; but a man 
of understanding will draw it out.
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Counsel is mine, and sound wisdom: I am understanding; I 
have strength.
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Courage is grace under pressure.
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Courage is your greatest present need.
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Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
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Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and 
knowing why.
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Death and life are in the power of the tongue: and they 
that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
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Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
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Debate thy cause with thy neighbour himself; and discover 
not a secret to another: Lest he that heareth it put thee to 
shame, and thine infamy turn not away.
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Deceit is in the heart of them that imagine evil: but to 
the counsellors of peace is joy.
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Delight is not seemly for a fool; much less for a servant 
to have rule over princes.
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Deliver thyself as a roe from the hand of the hunter, and 
as a bird from the hand of the fowler.
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of 
the people are right more than half of the time.
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Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see 
his face.
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Devise not evil against thy neighbour, seeing he dwelleth 
securely by thee.
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Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW 
exists.
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Discretion is the better part of valor. -- William 
Shakespeare
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Disk crunch -- please clean up.
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Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a 
false balance is not good.
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Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of 
questionable uses.
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Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them.
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Do not take life too seriously: you will never get out of 
it alive.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Do they not err that devise evil? but mercy and truth shall 
be to them that devise good.
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Do this now, my son, and deliver thyself, when thou art 
come into the hand of thy friend; go, humble thyself, and make 
sure thy friend.
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Do you always believe what a computer tells you?
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Do you really want to know what I think of you?
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Dogs do not dislike poor families.
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Don't be humble, you're not that great.
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Don't comment bad code -- rewrite it.
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Don't compare floating point numbers solely for equality.
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Don't despair -- your ideal lover is waiting for you around 
the corner.
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Don't diddle code to make it faster -- find a better 
algorithm.
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Don't drive your horse with a whip -- use the oat bag. -- 
Russian proverb
%%
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.
%%
Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
%%
Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.
%%
Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
%%
Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on 
your shoulder.
%%
Don't patch bad code -- rewrite it.
%%
Don't quit now, we might just as well lock the door and 
throw away the key.
%%
Don't stop at one bug.
%%
Don't tell me what you dreamt last night for I've been 
reading Freud.
%%
Doth not wisdom cry? and understanding put forth her voice? 
She standeth in the top of high places, by the way in the 
places of the paths.
%%
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
%%
Drink waters out of thine own cistern, and running waters 
out of thine own well.
%%
Drugs are for people who can't handle reality.
%%
Due to lack of interest, today has been cancelled.
%%
Due to popular demand, you have been awarded the day off.
%%
Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, 
neither desire thou his dainty meats: For as he thinketh in his 
heart, so is he: Eat and drink, saith he to thee; but his 
heart is not with thee.
%%
Education helps earning capacity.  Ask any college 
professor.
%%
Enter not into the path of the wicked, and go not in the 
way of evil men.
%%
Envy thou not the oppressor, and choose none of his ways.
%%
Eternal nothingness is fine if you're dressed for it.
%%
Even a cabbage may look at a king.
%%
Even a child is known by his doings, whether his work be 
pure, and whether it be right.
%%
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: 
and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of 
understanding.
%%
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
%%
Even in laughter the heart is sorrowful; and the end of 
that mirth is heaviness.
%%
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
%%
Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
%%
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
%%
Every creature has within itself the wild, uncontrollable 
urge to punt.
%%
Every generation laughs at old fashions, but follows 
religiously the new.
%%
Every man shall kiss his lips that giveth a right answer.
%%
Every nation has the government it deserves.
%%
Every one that is proud in heart is an abomination to the 
LORD: though hand join in hand, he shall not be unpunished.
%%
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for 
which it was built, and another for which it wasn't.
%%
Every program is a part of some other program and rarely 
fits.
%%
Every prudent man dealeth with knowledge: but a fool layeth 
open his folly.
%%
Every purchase has its price.
%%
Every purpose is established by counsel: and with good 
advice make war.
%%
Every silver lining has a cloud inside it.
%%
Every way of a man is right in his own eyes: but the LORD 
pondereth the hearts.
%%
Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish 
plucketh it down with her hands.
%%
Everybody needs a little love sometime; stop hacking and 
fall in love!
%%
Everybody ought to have a friend.
%%
Everyone is enthusiastic about your work.
%%
Everyone needs to believe in something; I believe I'll have 
another beer.
%%
Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.
%%
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no 
simpler.
%%
Everything you know is wrong!
%%
Evil men understand not judgment: but they that seek the 
LORD understand all things.
%%
Evil pursueth sinners: but to the righteous good shall be 
repayed.
%%
Exalt her, and she shall promote thee: she shall bring thee 
to honour, when thou dost embrace her.
%%
Excellent speech becometh not a fool: much less do lying 
lips a prince.
%%
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
%%
Failure is more frequently from want of energy than want of 
capital.
%%
Faithful are the wounds of a friend; but the kisses of an 
enemy are deceitful.
%%
Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet 
youth.
%%
Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that 
feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
%%
Fear has big eyes. -- Russian proverb
%%
Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be 
betrayed.
%%
Finagle's Law: The perversity of the universe tends toward 
a maximum.
%%
Flee at once, all is discovered.
%%
Folly is joy to him that is destitute of wisdom: but a man 
of understanding walketh uprightly.
%%
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod 
of correction shall drive it far from him.
%%
Fools ignore complexity.  Pragmatists suffer it.  Geniuses 
remove it.
%%
Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is 
favour.
%%
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. -- Alexander Pope
%%
Fools shoot, but God directs the bullets. -- Russian 
proverb
%%
For I give you good doctrine, forsake ye not my law.
%%
For I was my father's son, tender and only beloved in the 
sight of my mother.
%%
For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a 
narrow pit.
%%
For at the window of my house I looked through my casement, 
And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the 
youths, a young man void of understanding, Passing through 
the street near her corner; and he went the way to her house, 
In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark 
night: And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of 
an harlot, and subtil of heart.
%%
For by me thy days shall be multiplied, and the years of 
thy life shall be increased.
%%
For by means of a whorish woman a man is brought to a piece 
of bread: and the adultress will hunt for the precious 
life.
%%
For by wise counsel thou shalt make thy war: and in 
multitude of counsellors there is safety.
%%
For her house inclineth unto death, and her paths unto the 
dead.
%%
For it is a pleasant thing if thou keep them within thee; 
they shall withal be fitted in thy lips.
%%
For jealousy is the rage of a man: therefore he will not 
spare in the day of vengeance.
%%
For my mouth shall speak truth; and wickedness is an 
abomination to my lips.
%%
For riches are not for ever: and doth the crown endure to 
every generation? The hay appeareth, and the tender grass 
sheweth itself, and herbs of the mountains are gathered.
%%
For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men 
have been slain by her.
%%
For she sitteth at the door of her house, on a seat in the 
high places of the city, To call passengers who go right on 
their ways: Whoso is simple, let him turn in hither: and 
as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to him, 
Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.
%%
For surely there is an end; and thine expectation shall not 
be cut off.
%%
For the LORD giveth wisdom: out of his mouth cometh 
knowledge and understanding.
%%
For the LORD shall be thy confidence, and shall keep thy 
foot from being taken.
%%
For the commandment is a lamp; and the law is light; and 
reproofs of instruction are the way of life: To keep thee 
from the evil woman, from the flattery of the tongue of a 
strange woman.
%%
For the froward is abomination to the LORD: but his secret 
is with the righteous.
%%
For the goodman is not at home, he is gone a long journey: 
He hath taken a bag of money with him, and will come home 
at the day appointed.
%%
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and 
her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as 
wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
%%
For the merchandise of it is better than the merchandise of 
silver, and the gain thereof than fine gold.
%%
For the transgression of a land many are the princes 
thereof: but by a man of understanding and knowledge the state 
thereof shall be prolonged.
%%
For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the 
prosperity of fools shall destroy them.
%%
For the upright shall dwell in the land, and the perfect 
shall remain in it.
%%
For their heart studieth destruction, and their lips talk 
of mischief.
%%
For they are life unto those that find them, and health to 
all their flesh.
%%
For they eat the bread of wickedness, and drink the wine of 
violence.
%%
For they sleep not, except they have done mischief; and 
their sleep is taken away, unless they cause some to fall.
%%
For three things the earth is disquieted, and for four 
which it cannot bear: For a servant when he reigneth; and a 
fool when he is filled with meat; For an odious woman when she 
is married; and an handmaid that is heir to her mistress.
%%
For whoso findeth me findeth life, and shall obtain favour 
of the LORD.
%%
For wisdom is better than rubies; and all the things that 
may be desired are not to be compared to it.
%%
Forgive and forget. -- Cervantes
%%
Forsake her not, and she shall preserve thee: love her, and 
she shall keep thee.
%%
Forsake the foolish, and live; and go in the way of 
understanding.
%%
Fret not thyself because of evil men, neither be thou 
envious at the wicked: For there shall be no reward to the evil 
man; the candle of the wicked shall be put out.
%%
Friends: People who borrow my books and set wet glasses on 
them.
%%
General notions are generally wrong.
%%
Genius is the talent of a man who is dead.
%%
Get wisdom, get understanding: forget it not; neither 
decline from the words of my mouth.
%%
Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works 
praise her in the gates.
%%
Give instruction to a wise man, and he will be yet wiser: 
teach a just man, and he will increase in learning.
%%
Give not sleep to thine eyes, nor slumber to thine eyelids.
%%
Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and 
wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.
%%
Go directly to jail.  Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
%%
Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest 
not in him the lips of knowledge.
%%
Go not forth hastily to strive, lest thou know not what to 
do in the end thereof, when thy neighbour hath put thee to 
shame.
%%
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be 
wise: Which having no guide, overseer, or ruler, Provideth her 
meat in the summer, and gathereth her food in the harvest.
%%
God does not play dice.
%%
God gave us two ears and one tongue so that we may listen 
twice as much as we speak.
%%
God helps them that help themselves. -- Benjamin Franklin
%%
God is not dead; He is only swapped out.
%%
God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
%%
God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean.
%%
God must love the common man: He made so many of them.
%%
Good intentions are far more difficult to cope with than 
malicious behavior.
%%
Good intentions randomize behavior.
%%
Good understanding giveth favour: but the way of 
transgressors is hard.
%%
Great is Holy Russia, but the sun shines elsewhere, too. -- 
Old Russian proverb
%%
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition 
from mediocre minds.
%%
Greatness is a transitory experience.  It is never 
consistent.
%%
Hackers of the world, unite!
%%
Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
%%
Happy is the man that feareth alway: but he that hardeneth 
his heart shall fall into mischief.
%%
Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that 
getteth understanding.
%%
Hast thou found honey? eat so much as is sufficient for 
thee, lest thou be filled therewith, and vomit it.
%%
Haste makes waste.
%%
Hatred stirreth up strifes: but love covereth all sins.
%%
Have not I written to thee excellent things in counsels and 
knowledge, That I might make thee know the certainty of 
the words of truth; that thou mightest answer the words of 
truth to them that send unto thee? Rob not the poor, because 
he is poor: neither oppress the afflicted in the gate: For 
the LORD will plead their cause, and spoil the soul of 
those that spoiled them.
%%
Have you locked your file cabinet?
%%
He also that is slothful in his work is brother to him that 
is a great waster.
%%
He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand: but the 
hand of the diligent maketh rich.
%%
He coveteth greedily all the day long: but the righteous 
giveth and spareth not.
%%
He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the 
slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks; Till a 
dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the 
snare, and knoweth not that it is for his life.
%%
He is considered the most graceful speaker who can say 
nothing in most words.
%%
He is in the way of life that keepeth instruction: but he 
that refuseth reproof erreth.
%%
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
%%
He keepeth the paths of judgment, and preserveth the way of 
his saints.
%%
He layeth up sound wisdom for the righteous: he is a 
buckler to them that walk uprightly.
%%
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
%%
He loveth transgression that loveth strife: and he that 
exalteth his gate seeketh destruction.
%%
He shall die without instruction; and in the greatness of 
his folly he shall go astray.
%%
He shutteth his eyes to devise froward things: moving his 
lips he bringeth evil to pass.
%%
He taught me also, and said unto me, Let thine heart retain 
my words: keep my commandments, and live.
%%
He that answereth a matter before he heareth it, it is 
folly and shame unto him.
%%
He that begetteth a fool doeth it to his sorrow: and the 
father of a fool hath no joy.
%%
He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early 
in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.
%%
He that by usury and unjust gain increaseth his substance, 
he shall gather it for him that will pity the poor.
%%
He that covereth a transgression seeketh love; but he that 
repeateth a matter separateth very friends.
%%
He that covereth his sins shall not prosper: but whoso 
confesseth and forsaketh them shall have mercy.
%%
He that delicately bringeth up his servant from a child 
shall have him become his son at the length.
%%
He that despiseth his neighbour sinneth: but he that hath 
mercy on the poor, happy is he.
%%
He that deviseth to do evil shall be called a mischievous 
person.
%%
He that diligently seeketh good procureth favour: but he 
that seeketh mischief, it shall come unto him.
%%
He that followeth after righteousness and mercy findeth 
life, righteousness, and honour.
%%
He that gathereth in summer is a wise son: but he that 
sleepeth in harvest is a son that causeth shame.
%%
He that getteth wisdom loveth his own soul: he that keepeth 
understanding shall find good.
%%
He that giveth unto the poor shall not lack: but he that 
hideth his eyes shall have many a curse.
%%
He that goeth about as a talebearer revealeth secrets: 
therefore meddle not with him that flattereth with his lips.
%%
He that handleth a matter wisely shall find good: and whoso 
trusteth in the LORD, happy is he.
%%
He that hasteth to be rich hath an evil eye, and 
considereth not that poverty shall come upon him.
%%
He that hateth dissembleth with his lips, and layeth up 
deceit within him; When he speaketh fair, believe him not: for 
there are seven abominations in his heart.
%%
He that hath a bountiful eye shall be blessed; for he 
giveth of his bread to the poor.
%%
He that hath a froward heart findeth no good: and he that 
hath a perverse tongue falleth into mischief.
%%
He that hath knowledge spareth his words: and a man of 
understanding is of an excellent spirit.
%%
He that hath no rule over his own spirit is like a city 
that is broken down, and without walls.
%%
He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the LORD; and 
that which he hath given will he pay him again.
%%
He that hideth hatred with lying lips, and he that uttereth 
a slander, is a fool.
%%
He that is despised, and hath a servant, is better than he 
that honoureth himself, and lacketh bread.
%%
He that is first in his own cause seemeth just; but his 
neighbour cometh and searcheth him.
%%
He that is greedy of gain troubleth his own house; but he 
that hateth gifts shall live.
%%
He that is of a proud heart stirreth up strife: but he that 
putteth his trust in the LORD shall be made fat.
%%
He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he 
that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city.
%%
He that is slow to wrath is of great understanding: but he 
that is hasty of spirit exalteth folly.
%%
He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly: and a man of 
wicked devices is hated.
%%
He that is surety for a stranger shall smart for it: and he 
that hateth suretiship is sure.
%%
He that is void of wisdom despiseth his neighbour: but a 
man of understanding holdeth his peace.
%%
He that justifieth the wicked, and he that condemneth the 
just, even they both are abomination to the LORD.
%%
He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life: but he that 
openeth wide his lips shall have destruction.
%%
He that keepeth the commandment keepeth his own soul; but 
he that despiseth his ways shall die.
%%
He that laboureth laboureth for himself; for his mouth 
craveth it of him.
%%
He that loveth pleasure shall be a poor man: he that loveth 
wine and oil shall not be rich.
%%
He that loveth pureness of heart, for the grace of his lips 
the king shall be his friend.
%%
He that oppresseth the poor reproacheth his Maker: but he 
that honoureth him hath mercy on the poor.
%%
He that oppresseth the poor to increase his riches, and he 
that giveth to the rich, shall surely come to want.
%%
He that passeth by, and meddleth with strife belonging not 
to him, is like one that taketh a dog by the ears.
%%
He that rebuketh a man afterwards shall find more favour 
than he that flattereth with the tongue.
%%
He that refuseth instruction despiseth his own soul: but he 
that heareth reproof getteth understanding.
%%
He that reproveth a scorner getteth to himself shame: and 
he that rebuketh a wicked man getteth himself a blot.
%%
He that saith unto the wicked, Thou are righteous; him 
shall the people curse, nations shall abhor him: But to them 
that rebuke him shall be delight, and a good blessing shall 
come upon them.
%%
He that sendeth a message by the hand of a fool cutteth off 
the feet, and drinketh damage.
%%
He that soweth iniquity shall reap vanity: and the rod of 
his anger shall fail.
%%
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth 
him chasteneth him betimes.
%%
He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness: but a 
false witness deceit.
%%
He that tilleth his land shall be satisfied with bread: but 
he that followeth vain persons is void of understanding.
%%
He that tilleth his land shall have plenty of bread: but he 
that followeth after vain persons shall have poverty 
enough.
%%
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind: and 
the fool shall be servant to the wise of heart.
%%
He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso 
walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
%%
He that trusteth in his riches shall fall; but the 
righteous shall flourish as a branch.
%%
He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his 
prayer shall be abomination.
%%
He that walketh in his uprightness feareth the LORD: but he 
that is perverse in his ways despiseth him.
%%
He that walketh uprightly walketh surely: but he that 
perverteth his ways shall be known.
%%
He that walketh with wise men shall be wise: but a 
companion of fools shall be destroyed.
%%
He that wasteth his father, and chaseth away his mother, is 
a son that causeth shame, and bringeth reproach.
%%
He that winketh with the eye causeth sorrow: but a prating 
fool shall fall.
%%
He that withholdeth corn, the people shall curse him: but 
blessing shall be upon the head of him that selleth it.
%%
He that would govern others, first should be the master of 
himself.
%%
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
%%
He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose.
%%
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with 
both eyes.
%%
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no 
feet.
%%
He who hates vices hates mankind.
%%
He who hesitates is lost.
%%
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
%%
He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along 
rowboat when going on cruise.
%%
He who laughs, lasts.
%%
He who lives without folly is less wise than he believes.
%%
He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a 
grain of TNT.
%%
He will not regard any ransom; neither will he rest 
content, though thou givest many gifts.
%%
He winketh with his eyes, he speaketh with his feet, he 
teacheth with his fingers; Frowardness is in his heart, he 
deviseth mischief continually; he soweth discord.
%%
He, that being often reproved hardeneth his neck, shall 
suddenly be destroyed, and that without remedy.
%%
Hear counsel, and receive instruction, that thou mayest be 
wise in thy latter end.
%%
Hear instruction, and be wise, and refuse it not.
%%
Hear me now therefore, O ye children, and depart not from 
the words of my mouth.
%%
Hear thou, my son, and be wise, and guide thine heart in 
the way.
%%
Hear, O my son, and receive my sayings; and the years of 
thy life shall be many.
%%
Hear, ye children, the instruction of a father, and attend 
to know understanding.
%%
Hear; for I will speak of excellent things; and the opening 
of my lips shall be right things.
%%
Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye children, and attend to 
the words of my mouth.
%%
Hearken unto thy father that begat thee, and despise not 
thy mother when she is old.
%%
Heaviness in the heart of man maketh it stoop: but a good 
word maketh it glad.
%%
Hell and destruction are before the LORD: how much more 
then the hearts of the children of men? A scorner loveth not 
one that reproveth him: neither will he go unto the wise.
%%
Hell and destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are 
never satisfied.
%%
Hell is empty and all the devils are here.  [The Tempest]
%%
Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband 
also, and he praiseth her.
%%
Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.
%%
Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of 
death.
%%
Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among 
the elders of the land.
%%
Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are 
peace.
%%
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
%%
His own iniquities shall take the wicked himself, and he 
shall be holden with the cords of his sins.
%%
Histories are fuller of examples of the fidelity of dogs 
than of friends.
%%
Honi soit la vache qui rit.
%%
Honour the LORD with thy substance, and with the 
firstfruits of all thine increase: So shall thy barns be filled with 
plenty, and thy presses shall burst out with new wine.
%%
Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire 
cometh, it is a tree of life.
%%
Houdini's escaping from New Jersey!
%%
House and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a 
prudent wife is from the LORD.
%%
How can you work when the system's so crowded?
%%
How long wilt thou sleep, O sluggard? when wilt thou arise 
out of thy sleep? Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a 
little folding of the hands to sleep: So shall thy poverty 
come as one that travelleth, and thy want as an armed man.
%%
How many weeks are there in a light year?
%%
How much better is it to get wisdom than gold! and to get 
understanding rather to be chosen than silver! The highway 
of the upright is to depart from evil: he that keepeth his 
way preserveth his soul.
%%
How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless 
serpent.
%%
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
%%
How you look depends on where you go.
%%
Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people. 
-- Oliver W. Holmes
%%
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
%%
I am not arguing with you -- I am telling you.
%%
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma 
for my mother.
%%
I hate quotations. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
%%
I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with 
carved works, with fine linen of Egypt.
%%
I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon.
%%
I have taught thee in the way of wisdom; I have led thee in 
right paths.
%%
I lead in the way of righteousness, in the midst of the 
paths of judgment: That I may cause those that love me to 
inherit substance; and I will fill their treasures.
%%
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for 
hours.
%%
I love them that love me; and those that seek me early 
shall find me.
%%
I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.
%%
I neither learned wisdom, nor have the knowledge of the 
holy.
%%
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
%%
I was set up from everlasting, from the beginning, or ever 
the earth was.
%%
I went by the field of the slothful, and by the vineyard of 
the man void of understanding; And, lo, it was all grown 
over with thorns, and nettles had covered the face thereof, 
and the stone wall thereof was broken down.
%%
I will never lie to you.
%%
I wisdom dwell with prudence, and find out knowledge of 
witty inventions.
%%
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
%%
I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and 
take off my brain.
%%
I'm not sure how to fly this thing, but I'll give it that 
old college try!
%%
I've done so much with so little for so long that I can do 
anything with nothing.
%%
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THIS CONTEXT.
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IOT trap -- core dumped
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IOT trap -- mos dumped
%%
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have 
given you bigger hands.
%%
If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there 
will be N-1 passes: Someone in the group has to be the 
manager.
%%
If a listener nods his head when you are explaining your 
program, wake him up.
%%
If a program manipulates large amounts of data, it does so 
in a small number of ways.
%%
If a ruler hearken to lies, all his servants are wicked.
%%
If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he 
rage or laugh, there is no rest.
%%
If at first you don't succeed, get new batteries.
%%
If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about 
success.
%%
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
%%
If it doesn't feel good, don't do it.
%%
If the auto industry had done what the computer industry 
has done in the past 30 years, a Rolls Royce would cost $2.50 
and would get 2,000,000 miles per gallon.
%%
If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads. -- 
Anatole France
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If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for blood, let 
us lurk privily for the innocent without cause: Let us 
swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go 
down into the pit: We shall find all precious substance, we 
shall fill our houses with spoil: Cast in thy lot among 
us; let us all have one purse: My son, walk not thou in the 
way with them; refrain thy foot from their path: For their 
feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.
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If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he 
be thirsty, give him water to drink: For thou shalt heap 
coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.
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If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: but if 
thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
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If thou faint in the day of adversity, thy strength is 
small.
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If thou forbear to deliver them that are drawn unto death, 
and those that are ready to be slain; If thou sayest, 
Behold, we knew it not; doth not he that pondereth the heart 
consider it? and he that keepeth thy soul, doth not he know 
it? and shall not he render to every man according to his 
works? My son, eat thou honey, because it is good; and the 
honeycomb, which is sweet to thy taste: So shall the knowledge 
of wisdom be unto thy soul: when thou hast found it, then 
there shall be a reward, and thy expectation shall not be cut off.
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If thou hast done foolishly in lifting up thyself, or if 
thou hast thought evil, lay thine hand upon thy mouth.
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If thou hast nothing to pay, why should he take away thy 
bed from under thee? Remove not the ancient landmark, which 
thy fathers have set.
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If we knew where we were going to fall, we could have 
spread a carpet there. -- Russian proverb
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If you are a rooster, crow; if you are a hen, shut up and 
lay eggs. -- Russian proverb
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If you are tired of a friend, lend him money. -- Russian 
proverb
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If you ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he 
will not bite you.  This is the principal difference between 
a dog and a man. -- Mark Twain
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If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke 
in first.
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If you tickle yourself, you can laugh when you please. -- 
Russian proverb
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If you want a fortune, go to a Chinese restaurant.
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If you want to know how old a man is, ask his 
brother-in-law.
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Ignorance is a lack of knowledge.  Stupidity is ignorance 
with pride.
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Ignorance is bliss. -- Thomas Gray
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Ignorance is when you don't know anything and somebody 
finds it out.
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Ignore previous fortune.
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In all labour there is profit: but the talk of the lips 
tendeth only to penury.
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In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy 
paths.
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In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every 
advantage of the enemy.
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In the fear of the LORD is strong confidence: and his 
children shall have a place of refuge.
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In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice; 
then He made school boards. -- Mark Twain
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In the house of the righteous is much treasure: but in the 
revenues of the wicked is trouble.
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In the light of the king's countenance is life; and his 
favour is as a cloud of the latter rain.
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In the lips of him that hath understanding wisdom is found: 
but a rod is for the back of him that is void of 
understanding.
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In the mouth of the foolish is a rod of pride: but the lips 
of the wise shall preserve them.
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In the multitude of people is the king's honour: but in the 
want of people is the destruction of the prince.
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In the multitude of words there wanteth not sin: but he 
that refraineth his lips is wise.
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In the transgression of an evil man there is a snare: but 
the righteous doth sing and rejoice.
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In the way of righteousness is life: and in the pathway 
thereof there is no death.
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In this world, not everyone with a long knife is a cook. -- 
Russian proverb
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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In unanimity there is cowardice and uncritical thinking.
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In wickedness there is a strong strain toward rationality.
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Institute: An archaic school where football in not taught.
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Integrity has no need for rules.
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Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance 
of his friend.
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Is this really happening?
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It is a bad plan that admits of no modification. -- 
Publilius Syrus
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It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
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It is an abomination to kings to commit wickedness: for the 
throne is established by righteousness.
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It is an honour for a man to cease from strife: but every 
fool will be meddling.
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It is as sport to a fool to do mischief: but a man of 
understanding hath wisdom.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your 
knees.
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It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than 
with a brawling woman in a wide house.
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It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than 
with a brawling woman and in a wide house.
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It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a 
contentious and an angry woman.
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It is better to have loved and lost -- much better.
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It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
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It is better to wear out than to rust out.
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It is easier to change the specification to fit the program 
than vice versa.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up 
to them.
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It is easier to run down a hill than up one.
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It is easier to write an incorrect program than to 
understand a correct one.
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It is joy to the just to do judgment: but destruction shall 
be to the workers of iniquity.
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It is naught, it is naught, saith the buyer: but when he is 
gone his way, then he boasteth.
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It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink 
wine; nor for princes strong drink: Lest they drink, and 
forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the 
afflicted.
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It is not good to accept the person of the wicked, to 
overthrow the righteous in judgment.
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It is not good to eat much honey: so for men to search 
their own glory is not glory.
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It is one thing to praise discipline, and another to submit 
to it.
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It is the glory of God to conceal a thing: but the honour 
of kings is to search out a matter.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
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It shall be health to thy navel, and marrow to thy bones.
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It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better 
dead.
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It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay 
for.
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It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
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It's all in the mind, ya know.
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It's better to burn out than to fade away.
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It's later than you think.
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It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive 
things.
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It's not whether you win or lose, but how you play the 
game. -- Grantland Rice
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It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty 
and wealth have both failed.
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Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while 
you're at it.
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Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the 
back of fools.
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Just because the bells are ringing, it is not necessarily 
dinner time. -- Russian proverb
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Keep my commandments, and live; and my law as the apple of 
thine eye.
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Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the 
issues of life.
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Kiss your keyboard good-bye!
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LISP: To call a spade a thpade.
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Labour not to be rich: cease from thine own wisdom.
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Large numbers of things are determined, and therefore not 
subject to change.
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Last guys don't finish nice.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you.  Crying doesn't help 
either.
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Lay not wait, O wicked man, against the dwelling of the 
righteous; spoil not his resting place: For a just man falleth 
seven times, and riseth up again: but the wicked shall 
fall into mischief.
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Learn good things -- the bad ones will teach you by 
themselves. -- Russian proverb
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Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the 
fountainheads.
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Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
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Length of days is in her right hand; and in her left hand 
riches and honour.
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Lest thou shouldest ponder the path of life, her ways are 
moveable, that thou canst not know them.
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Let a bear robbed of her whelps meet a man, rather than a 
fool in his folly.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a 
stranger, and not thine own lips.
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Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her 
breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always 
with her love.
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Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his 
misery no more.
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Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by 
Tuesday.
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Let not mercy and truth forsake thee: bind them about thy 
neck; write them upon the table of thine heart: So shalt 
thou find favour and good understanding in the sight of God 
and man.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in 
her paths.
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Let not thine heart envy sinners: but be thou in the fear 
of the LORD all the day long.
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Let sleeping dogs lie. -- Charles Dickens
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Let the machine do the dirty work.
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Let them be only thine own, and not strangers' with thee.
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Let them not depart from thine eyes; keep them in the midst 
of thine heart.
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Let thine eyes look right on, and let thine eyelids look 
straight before thee.
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Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of 
thy youth.
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Let thy fountains be dispersed abroad, and rivers of waters 
in the streets.
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Let your conscience be your guide. -- Alexander Pope
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Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
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Life as we know it doesn't exist.
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Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.
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Life is full of little surprises, and you are one of them.
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Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on 
what you put into it.
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Life is like an analogy.
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Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either. -- 
Russian proverb
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Like punning, programming is a play on words.
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Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
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Live a clean, healthy life and you will soon die of 
boredom.
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Live a hundred years, learn a hundred years, and you'll 
still die a fool. -- Russian proverb
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Live and scratch -- when you're dead, the itching will 
stop. -- Russian proverb
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Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree, that smells 
AWFUL.
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Long computations that yield zero are probably all for 
naught.
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Long life is in store for you.
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Look before you leap. -- Samuel Butler
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Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth 
his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright.
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Losing your driver's license is just God's way of saying 
"BOOGA, BOOGA!"
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Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
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Love conquers all things. -- Virgil
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Love is in the offing, said the homicidal maniac.
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Love is in the offing.  Be affectionate to one who adores 
you.
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Love not sleep, lest thou come to poverty; open thine eyes, 
and thou shalt be satisfied with bread.
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Love the sea?  I dote upon it -- from the beach.
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Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her 
take thee with her eyelids.
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Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal 
truly are his delight.
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Make input easy to proofread.
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Make it right before you make it faster.
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Make no friendship with an angry man; and with a furious 
man thou shalt not go: Lest thou learn his ways, and get a 
snare to thy soul.
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Make sure all variables are initialized before use.
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Make sure comments and code agree.
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Make sure your code "does nothing" gracefully.
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Make yourself into a sheep, and you'll meet a wolf nearby. 
-- Russian proverb
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Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he 
was compelled to invent laughter.
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Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel 
overwrought.
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Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes 
spectacle of self.
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Man's goings are of the LORD; how can a man then understand 
his own way? It is a snare to the man who devoureth that 
which is holy, and after vows to make enquiry.
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Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
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Many are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do the 
choosing.
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Many are called, few volunteer.
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Many are cold, but few are frozen.
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Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest 
them all.
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Many pages make a thick book.
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Many receive advice, few profit from it.
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Many seek the ruler's favour; but every man's judgment 
cometh from the LORD.
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Many will intreat the favour of the prince: and every man 
is a friend to him that giveth gifts.
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Marriage -- a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding 
ring, and suffering.
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Marriage is like sneezing: even when you feel it coming on, 
you can't stop. -- Russian proverb
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Mathematics deals exclusively with the relations of 
concepts to each other without consideration of their relation to 
experience. -- Albert Einstein
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Memory should be the starting point of the present.
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Men do not despise a thief, if he steal to satisfy his soul 
when he is hungry; But if he be found, he shall restore 
sevenfold; he shall give all the substance of his house.
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one 
thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
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Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
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Men use thought only to justify their wrong doings, and 
speech only to conceal their thoughts.
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Mercy and truth preserve the king: and his throne is 
upholden by mercy.
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Might as well be frank, Monsieur.  It would take a miracle 
to get you out of Casablanca.
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Mind your own business, Spock.  I'm sick of your half-breed 
interference.
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Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
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Moderation is a fatal thing.  Nothing succeeds like excess.
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Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
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Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
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Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent 
lover can in years.
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Most men will proclaim every one his own goodness: but a 
faithful man who can find? The just man walketh in his 
integrity: his children are blessed after him.
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Most people eat as though they were fattening themselves 
for market.
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Most people find the concept of programming obvious, but 
the doing impossible.
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Much food is in the tillage of the poor: but there is that 
is destroyed for want of judgment.
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My fruit is better than gold, yea, than fine gold; and my 
revenue than choice silver.
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My opponent's best move is my best move.
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My son, attend to my words; incline thine ear unto my 
sayings.
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My son, attend unto my wisdom, and bow thine ear to my 
understanding: That thou mayest regard discretion, and that thy 
lips may keep knowledge.
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My son, be wise, and make my heart glad, that I may answer 
him that reproacheth me.
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My son, despise not the chastening of the LORD; neither be 
weary of his correction: For whom the LORD loveth he 
correcteth; even as a father the son in whom he delighteth.
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My son, fear thou the LORD and the king: and meddle not 
with them that are given to change: For their calamity shall 
rise suddenly; and who knoweth the ruin of them both? These 
things also belong to the wise. It is not good to have 
respect of persons in judgment.
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My son, forget not my law; but let thine heart keep my 
commandments: For length of days, and long life, and peace, 
shall they add to thee.
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My son, give me thine heart, and let thine eyes observe my 
ways.
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My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not 
the law of thy mother: For they shall be an ornament of 
grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.
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My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.
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My son, if thine heart be wise, my heart shall rejoice, 
even mine.
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My son, if thou be surety for thy friend, if thou hast 
stricken thy hand with a stranger, Thou art snared with the 
words of thy mouth, thou art taken with the words of thy mouth.
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My son, if thou wilt receive my words, and hide my 
commandments with thee; So that thou incline thine ear unto wisdom, 
and apply thine heart to understanding; Yea, if thou 
criest after knowledge, and liftest up thy voice for 
understanding; If thou seekest her as silver, and searchest for her as 
for hid treasures; Then shalt thou understand the fear of 
the LORD, and find the knowledge of God.
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My son, keep my words, and lay up my commandments with 
thee.
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My son, keep thy father's commandment, and forsake not the 
law of thy mother: Bind them continually upon thine heart, 
and tie them about thy neck.
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My son, let not them depart from thine eyes: keep sound 
wisdom and discretion: So shall they be life unto thy soul, 
and grace to thy neck.
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National security is in your hands -- guard it well.
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Nature teaches beasts to know their friends.
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Never give an inch!
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Never insult an alligator until you have crossed the river.
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth. -- Saint Jerome
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Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a 
flame thrower.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing: it wastes your time and 
annoys the pig.
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Nice guys finish last. -- Leo Durocher
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with 
detail.
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No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets 
up.
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No directory.
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No evil can happen to a good man. -- Plato
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick 
goldfish.
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No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
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No use beating a dead horse.
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Noblemen make promises, but peasants have to keep them. -- 
Russian proverb
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold 
of the paths of life.
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Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain 
dealing.
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Nothing endures like change. -- Heraclitus
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Nothing in life is to be feared.  It is only to be 
understood.
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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the Legislature.
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Now therefore hearken unto me, O ye children: for blessed 
are they that keep my ways.
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O ye simple, understand wisdom: and, ye fools, be ye of an 
understanding heart.
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O'Toole's dictum: "Murphy was an optimist."
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Observation, not old age, brings wisdom.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to 
conceive.
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Ointment and perfume rejoice the heart: so doth the 
sweetness of a man's friend by hearty counsel.
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Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax 
abatement.
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Old soldiers never die.  Young ones do.
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Once the word is out of your mouth, you can't swallow it 
back. -- Russian proverb
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Once you understand how to write a program, get someone 
else to write it.
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One Bell System -- it sometimes works.
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One Bell System -- it works.
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One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
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One man's constant is another man's variable.
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Only by pride cometh contention: but with the well advised 
is wisdom.
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Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have 
the right to use the editorial "we."
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Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
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Open thy mouth for the dumb in the cause of all such as are 
appointed to destruction.
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Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of 
the poor and needy.
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Opportunity knocks but once.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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Out of sight is out of mind.
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Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to 
get you.
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Password:
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Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.
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People have declaimed against luxury for 2,000 years ... 
and people have always delighted in it.
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People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's 
cradle.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Philosophy: Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
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Pleasant words are as an honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and 
health to the bones.
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Please go away.
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Please update your programs.
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Ponder the path of thy feet, and let all thy ways be 
established.
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Poverty and shame shall be to him that refuseth 
instruction: but he that regardeth reproof shall be honoured.
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Power is poison.
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Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. -- Russian proverb
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Prepare thy work without, and make it fit for thyself in 
the field; and afterwards build thine house.
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Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit 
before a fall.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock 
instead of the sword.
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Proud and haughty scorner is his name, who dealeth in proud 
wrath.
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Put away from thee a froward mouth, and perverse lips put 
far from thee.
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Put not forth thyself in the presence of the king, and 
stand not in the place of great men: For better it is that it 
be said unto thee, Come up hither; than that thou shouldest 
be put lower in the presence of the prince whom thine eyes 
have seen.
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Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
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Quack!
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Quantity is no substitute for quality, but it's the only 
one we've got.
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Quit work and play for once!
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of 
one's own.
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Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
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Receive my instruction, and not silver; and knowledge 
rather than choice gold.
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Recursion is the root of computation since it trades 
description for time.
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Rejoice not when thine enemy falleth, and let not thine 
heart be glad when he stumbleth: Lest the LORD see it, and it 
displease him, and he turn away his wrath from him.
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Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.
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Remove not the old landmark; and enter not into the fields 
of the fatherless: For their redeemer is mighty; he shall 
plead their cause with thee.
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Remove thy way far from her, and come not nigh the door of 
her house: Lest thou give thine honour unto others, and thy 
years unto the cruel: Lest strangers be filled with thy 
wealth; and thy labours be in the house of a stranger; And 
thou mourn at the last, when thy flesh and thy body are 
consumed, And say, How have I hated instruction, and my heart 
despised reproof; And have not obeyed the voice of my 
teachers, nor inclined mine ear to them that instructed me! I was 
almost in all evil in the midst of the congregation and assembly.
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Replace repetitive expressions by calls to a common 
function.
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Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee: rebuke a wise 
man, and he will love thee.
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Riches and honour are with me; yea, durable riches and 
righteousness.
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Riches profit not in the day of wrath: but righteousness 
delivereth from death.
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Righteous lips are the delight of kings; and they love him 
that speaketh right.
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Righteousness exalteth a nation: but sin is a reproach to 
any people.
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Righteousness keepeth him that is upright in the way: but 
wickedness overthroweth the sinner.
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Rotten wood can not be carved. -- Confucius
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Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
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Save yourself!  Reboot in 5 seconds!
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Say not thou, I will recompense evil; but wait on the LORD, 
and he shall save thee.
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Say not unto thy neighbour, Go, and come again, and to 
morrow I will give; when thou hast it by thee.
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Say not, I will do so to him as he hath done to me: I will 
render to the man according to his work.
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Say unto wisdom, Thou art my sister; and call understanding 
thy kinswoman: That they may keep thee from the strange 
woman, from the stranger which flattereth with her words.
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Scornful men bring a city into a snare: but wise men turn 
away wrath.
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Security is the individual's responsibility.
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Security is your responsibility.
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Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand 
before kings; he shall not stand before mean men.
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Seest thou a man that is hasty in his words? there is more 
hope of a fool than of him.
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Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? there is more 
hope of a fool than of him.
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She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the 
transgressors among men.
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She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of 
her hands she planteth a vineyard.
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She crieth at the gates, at the entry of the city, at the 
coming in at the doors.
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She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her 
arms.
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She hath sent forth her maidens: she crieth upon the 
highest places of the city, Whoso is simple, let him turn in 
hither: as for him that wanteth understanding, she saith to 
him, Come, eat of my bread, and drink of the wine which I have 
mingled.
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She is a tree of life to them that lay hold upon her: and 
happy is every one that retaineth her.
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She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food 
from afar.
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She is more precious than rubies: and all the things thou 
canst desire are not to be compared unto her.
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She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all 
her household are clothed with scarlet.
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She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the 
distaff.
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She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth 
not the bread of idleness.
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She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth 
girdles unto the merchant.
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She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is 
silk and purple.
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She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the 
law of kindness.
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She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle 
goeth not out by night.
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She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to 
her household, and a portion to her maidens.
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She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her 
hands.
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She shall give to thine head an ornament of grace: a crown 
of glory shall she deliver to thee.
%%
She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth 
forth her hands to the needy.
%%
She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
%%
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
%%
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them 
all.
%%
Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its 
hands, and goes to work.
%%
Slothfulness casteth into a deep sleep; and an idle soul 
shall suffer hunger.
%%
Smile, it makes the world wonder what you are up to.
%%
Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove 
one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
%%
Snow Day -- stay home.
%%
So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which 
taketh away the life of the owners thereof.
%%
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but 
they are more deadly in the long run.
%%
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
%%
Some programming languages manage to absorb change but 
withstand progress.
%%
Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
%%
Sooner will men hold fire in their mouths than keep a 
secret.
%%
Speak not in the ears of a fool: for he will despise the 
wisdom of thy words.
%%
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish 
motion.
%%
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face 
also upside down.
%%
Stop searching forever: happiness is just next to you.
%%
Stop searching forever: happiness is unattainable.
%%
Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice 
in time to come.
%%
Strive not with a man without cause, if he have done thee 
no harm.
%%
Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
%%
Success is a journey, not a destination.
%%
Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and 
wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.
%%
Surely he scorneth the scorners: but he giveth grace unto 
the lowly.
%%
Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.
%%
Surely the churning of milk bringeth forth butter, and the 
wringing of the nose bringeth forth blood: so the forcing 
of wrath bringeth forth strife.
%%
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
%%
System going down indefinitely, please log off!
%%
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
%%
Take away the dross from the silver, and there shall come 
forth a vessel for the finer.
%%
Take away the wicked from before the king, and his throne 
shall be established in righteousness.
%%
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take 
care of themselves.
%%
Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: keep her; 
for she is thy life.
%%
Take his garment that is surety for a stranger, and take a 
pledge of him for a strange woman.
%%
Take his garment that is surety for a stranger: and take a 
pledge of him for a strange woman.
%%
That must be wonderful!  I don't understand it at all.
%%
That thou mayest walk in the way of good men, and keep the 
paths of the righteous.
%%
That thy trust may be in the LORD, I have made known to 
thee this day, even to thee.
%%
That which is not good for the swarm, neither is it good 
for the bee.
%%
The LORD by wisdom hath founded the earth; by understanding 
hath he established the heavens.
%%
The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the 
wicked for the day of evil.
%%
The LORD is far from the wicked: but he heareth the prayer 
of the righteous.
%%
The LORD possessed me in the beginning of his way, before 
his works of old.
%%
The LORD will destroy the house of the proud: but he will 
establish the border of the widow.
%%
The LORD will not suffer the soul of the righteous to 
famish: but he casteth away the substance of the wicked.
%%
The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble 
fruit tastes bad.
%%
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
%%
The backslider in heart shall be filled with his own ways: 
and a good man shall be satisfied from himself.
%%
The beginning of strife is as when one letteth out water: 
therefore leave off contention, before it be meddled with.
%%
The best prophet of the future is the past.
%%
The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no 
sorrow with it.
%%
The bloodthirsty hate the upright: but the just seek his 
soul.
%%
The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes 
the inward parts of the belly.
%%
The cow may be black, but the milk comes out white. -- 
Russian proverb
%%
The crown of the wise is their riches: but the foolishness 
of fools is folly.
%%
The curse of the LORD is in the house of the wicked: but he 
blesseth the habitation of the just.
%%
The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
%%
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by 
entering its prisons.
%%
The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul: but it is 
abomination to fools to depart from evil.
%%
The desire of a man is his kindness: and a poor man is 
better than a liar.
%%
The desire of the righteous is only good: but the 
expectation of the wicked is wrath.
%%
The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands 
refuse to labour.
%%
The discretion of a man deferreth his anger; and it is his 
glory to pass over a transgression.
%%
The door is the key.
%%
The ear that heareth the reproof of life abideth among the 
wise.
%%
The early worm gets the bird.
%%
The end of labor is to gain leisure.
%%
The ends justify the means.
%%
The evil bow before the good; and the wicked at the gates 
of the righteous.
%%
The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey 
his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and 
the young eagles shall eat it.
%%
The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil 
and the good.
%%
The eyes of the LORD preserve knowledge, and he 
overthroweth the words of the transgressor.
%%
The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.
%%
The father of the righteous shall greatly rejoice: and he 
that begetteth a wise child shall have joy of him.
%%
The fear of a king is as the roaring of a lion: whoso 
provoketh him to anger sinneth against his own soul.
%%
The fear of man bringeth a snare: but whoso putteth his 
trust in the LORD shall be safe.
%%
The fear of the LORD is a fountain of life, to depart from 
the snares of death.
%%
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but 
fools despise wisdom and instruction.
%%
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the 
knowledge of the holy is understanding.
%%
The fear of the LORD is the instruction of wisdom; and 
before honour is humility.
%%
The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, 
and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.
%%
The fear of the LORD prolongeth days: but the years of the 
wicked shall be shortened.
%%
The fear of the LORD tendeth to life: and he that hath it 
shall abide satisfied; he shall not be visited with evil.
%%
The fear of the wicked, it shall come upon him: but the 
desire of the righteous shall be granted.
%%
The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.
%%
The fining pot is for silver, and the furnace for gold: but 
the LORD trieth the hearts.
%%
The following statement is not true:
%%
The foolishness of man perverteth his way: and his heart 
fretteth against the LORD.
%%
The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life; and he that 
winneth souls is wise.
%%
The full soul loatheth an honeycomb; but to the hungry soul 
every bitter thing is sweet.
%%
The future is his who knows how to wait. -- Russian proverb
%%
The future isn't what it used to be.  It never was.
%%
The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic 
carelessness.
%%
The getting of treasures by a lying tongue is a vanity 
tossed to and fro of them that seek death.
%%
The glory of young men is their strength: and the beauty of 
old men is the grey head.
%%
The great God that formed all things both rewardeth the 
fool, and rewardeth transgressors.
%%
The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.
%%
The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful 
shall be under tribute.
%%
The hearing ear, and the seeing eye, the LORD hath made 
even both of them.
%%
The heart knoweth his own bitterness; and a stranger doth 
not intermeddle with his joy.
%%
The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that 
he shall have no need of spoil.
%%
The heart of him that hath understanding seeketh knowledge: 
but the mouth of fools feedeth on foolishness.
%%
The heart of the righteous studieth to answer: but the 
mouth of the wicked poureth out evil things.
%%
The heart of the wise teacheth his mouth, and addeth 
learning to his lips.
%%
The heaven for height, and the earth for depth, and the 
heart of kings is unsearchable.
%%
The hoary head is a crown of glory, if it be found in the 
way of righteousness.
%%
The hope of the righteous shall be gladness: but the 
expectation of the wicked shall perish.
%%
The horse is prepared against the day of battle: but safety 
is of the LORD.
%%
The horseleach hath two daughters, crying, Give, give. 
There are three things that are never satisfied, yea, four 
things say not, It is enough: The grave; and the barren womb; 
the earth that is not filled with water; and the fire that 
saith not, It is enough.
%%
The house of the wicked shall be overthrown: but the 
tabernacle of the upright shall flourish.
%%
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
%%
The integrity of the upright shall guide them: but the 
perverseness of transgressors shall destroy them.
%%
The king by judgment establisheth the land: but he that 
receiveth gifts overthroweth it.
%%
The king that faithfully judgeth the poor, his throne shall 
be established for ever.
%%
The king's favour is toward a wise servant: but his wrath 
is against him that causeth shame.
%%
The king's heart is in the hand of the LORD, as the rivers 
of water: he turneth it whithersoever he will.
%%
The king's wrath is as the roaring of a lion; but his 
favour is as dew upon the grass.
%%
The labour of the righteous tendeth to life: the fruit of 
the wicked to sin.
%%
The lambs are for thy clothing, and the goats are the price 
of the field.
%%
The law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from 
the snares of death.
%%
The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the 
mouth of fools.
%%
The liberal soul shall be made fat: and he that watereth 
shall be watered also himself.
%%
The life that is unexamined is not worth living.
%%
The light of the eyes rejoiceth the heart: and a good 
report maketh the bones fat.
%%
The light of the righteous rejoiceth: but the lamp of the 
wicked shall be put out.
%%
The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying 
tongue is but for a moment.
%%
The lips of the righteous feed many: but fools die for want 
of wisdom.
%%
The lips of the righteous know what is acceptable: but the 
mouth of the wicked speaketh frowardness.
%%
The lips of the wise disperse knowledge: but the heart of 
the foolish doeth not so.
%%
The lot causeth contentions to cease, and parteth between 
the mighty.
%%
The lot is cast into the lap; but the whole disposing 
thereof is of the LORD.
%%
The man that wandereth out of the way of understanding 
shall remain in the congregation of the dead.
%%
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make 
anything.
%%
The memory of the just is blessed: but the name of the 
wicked shall rot.
%%
The merciful man doeth good to his own soul: but he that is 
cruel troubleth his own flesh.
%%
The more things change, the more they remain the same.
%%
The morsel which thou hast eaten shalt thou vomit up, and 
lose thy sweet words.
%%
The mouth of a righteous man is a well of life: but 
violence covereth the mouth of the wicked.
%%
The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is 
abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.
%%
The mouth of the just bringeth forth wisdom: but the 
froward tongue shall be cut out.
%%
The name of the LORD is a strong tower: the righteous 
runneth into it, and is safe.
%%
The north wind driveth away rain: so doth an angry 
countenance a backbiting tongue.
%%
The only difference between a rut and a grave is their 
size.
%%
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on.  It is 
never any use to oneself.
%%
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an 
icy pavement.
%%
The plural of spouse is spice.
%%
The poor and the deceitful man meet together: the LORD 
lighteneth both their eyes.
%%
The poor is hated even of his own neighbour: but the rich 
hath many friends.
%%
The poor useth intreaties; but the rich answereth roughly.
%%
The preparations of the heart in man, and the answer of the 
tongue, is from the LORD.
%%
The price of greatness is responsibility.
%%
The prince that wanteth understanding is also a great 
oppressor: but he that hateth covetousness shall prolong his 
days.
%%
The program is absolutely right; therefore the computer 
must be wrong.
%%
The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel; 
To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of 
understanding; To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, 
and judgment, and equity; To give subtilty to the simple, 
to the young man knowledge and discretion.
%%
The proverbs of Solomon. A wise son maketh a glad father: 
but a foolish son is the heaviness of his mother.
%%
The ransom of a man's life are his riches: but the poor 
heareth not rebuke.
%%
The rich and poor meet together: the LORD is the maker of 
them all.
%%
The rich man is wise in his own conceit; but the poor that 
hath understanding searcheth him out.
%%
The rich man's wealth is his strong city, and as an high 
wall in his own conceit.
%%
The rich man's wealth is his strong city: the destruction 
of the poor is their poverty.
%%
The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant 
to the lender.
%%
The righteous considereth the cause of the poor: but the 
wicked regardeth not to know it.
%%
The righteous eateth to the satisfying of his soul: but the 
belly of the wicked shall want.
%%
The righteous is delivered out of trouble, and the wicked 
cometh in his stead.
%%
The righteous is more excellent than his neighbour: but the 
way of the wicked seduceth them.
%%
The righteous man wisely considereth the house of the 
wicked: but God overthroweth the wicked for their wickedness.
%%
The righteous shall never be removed: but the wicked shall 
not inhabit the earth.
%%
The righteousness of the perfect shall direct his way: but 
the wicked shall fall by his own wickedness.
%%
The righteousness of the upright shall deliver them: but 
transgressors shall be taken in their own naughtiness.
%%
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the 
travelers pay the expense of it.
%%
The robbery of the wicked shall destroy them; because they 
refuse to do judgment.
%%
The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to 
himself bringeth his mother to shame.
%%
The sacrifice of the wicked is abomination: how much more, 
when he bringeth it with a wicked mind? A false witness 
shall perish: but the man that heareth speaketh constantly.
%%
The sacrifice of the wicked is an abomination to the LORD: 
but the prayer of the upright is his delight.
%%
The shortage will be divided among the poor. -- Russian 
proverb
%%
The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man 
looketh well to his going.
%%
The simple inherit folly: but the prudent are crowned with 
knowledge.
%%
The slothful hideth his hand in his bosom; it grieveth him 
to bring it again to his mouth.
%%
The slothful man roasteth not that which he took in 
hunting: but the substance of a diligent man is precious.
%%
The slothful man saith, There is a lion in the way; a lion 
is in the streets.
%%
The slothful man saith, There is a lion without, I shall be 
slain in the streets.
%%
The slower you drive, the farther you get. -- Russian 
proverb
%%
The sluggard is wiser in his own conceit than seven men 
that can render a reason.
%%
The sluggard will not plow by reason of the cold; therefore 
shall he beg in harvest, and have nothing.
%%
The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but 
the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.
%%
The soul of the wicked desireth evil: his neighbour findeth 
no favour in his eyes.
%%
The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
%%
The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a 
wounded spirit who can bear? The heart of the prudent getteth 
knowledge; and the ear of the wise seeketh knowledge.
%%
The spirit of man is the candle of the LORD, searching all 
the inward parts of the belly.
%%
The sun never sets on the British Empire because the 
British are scared of the dark.
%%
The thought of foolishness is sin: and the scorner is an 
abomination to men.
%%
The thoughts of the diligent tend only to plenteousness; 
but of every one that is hasty only to want.
%%
The thoughts of the righteous are right: but the counsels 
of the wicked are deceit.
%%
The thoughts of the wicked are an abomination to the LORD: 
but the words of the pure are pleasant words.
%%
The time is right to make new friends.
%%
The tongue of the just is as choice silver: the heart of 
the wicked is little worth.
%%
The tongue of the wise useth knowledge aright: but the 
mouth of fools poureth out foolishness.
%%
The universe is laughing behind your back.
%%
The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that 
hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.
%%
The way of man is froward and strange: but as for the pure, 
his work is right.
%%
The way of the LORD is strength to the upright: but 
destruction shall be to the workers of iniquity.
%%
The way of the slothful man is as an hedge of thorns: but 
the way of the righteous is made plain.
%%
The way of the wicked is an abomination unto the LORD: but 
he loveth him that followeth after righteousness.
%%
The way of the wicked is as darkness: they know not at what 
they stumble.
%%
The wicked are overthrown, and are not: but the house of 
the righteous shall stand.
%%
The wicked desireth the net of evil men: but the root of 
the righteous yieldeth fruit.
%%
The wicked flee when no man pursueth: but the righteous are 
bold as a lion.
%%
The wicked is driven away in his wickedness: but the 
righteous hath hope in his death.
%%
The wicked is snared by the transgression of his lips: but 
the just shall come out of trouble.
%%
The wicked shall be a ransom for the righteous, and the 
transgressor for the upright.
%%
The wicked worketh a deceitful work: but to him that soweth 
righteousness shall be a sure reward.
%%
The wisdom of the prudent is to understand his way: but the 
folly of fools is deceit.
%%
The wise in heart shall be called prudent: and the 
sweetness of the lips increaseth learning.
%%
The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating 
fool shall fall.
%%
The wise shall inherit glory: but shame shall be the 
promotion of fools.
%%
The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
%%
The words of Agur the son of Jakeh, even the prophecy: the 
man spake unto Ithiel, even unto Ithiel and Ucal, Surely I 
am more brutish than any man, and have not the 
understanding of a man.
%%
The words of a man's mouth are as deep waters, and the 
wellspring of wisdom as a flowing brook.
%%
The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down 
into the innermost parts of the belly.
%%
The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down 
into the innermost parts of the belly.
%%
The words of king Lemuel, the prophecy that his mother 
taught him.
%%
The words of the wicked are to lie in wait for blood: but 
the mouth of the upright shall deliver them.
%%
The world is coming to an end ...  SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!
%%
The wrath of a king is as messengers of death: but a wise 
man will pacify it.
%%
Then I saw, and considered it well: I looked upon it, and 
received instruction.
%%
Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they 
shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that 
they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the 
LORD: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
%%
Then shalt thou understand righteousness, and judgment, and 
equity; yea, every good path.
%%
Then shalt thou walk in thy way safely, and thy foot shall 
not stumble.
%%
There are many devices in a man's heart; nevertheless the 
counsel of the LORD, that shall stand.
%%
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
%%
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt 
of ... in either.
%%
There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they 
can't tell the truth without lying.
%%
There be four things which are little upon the earth, but 
they are exceeding wise: The ants are a people not strong, 
yet they prepare their meat in the summer; The conies are 
but a feeble folk, yet make they their houses in the rocks; 
The locusts have no king, yet go they forth all of them by 
bands; The spider taketh hold with her hands, and is in 
kings' palaces.
%%
There be three things which are too wonderful for me, yea, 
four which I know not: The way of an eagle in the air; the 
way of a serpent upon a rock; the way of a ship in the 
midst of the sea; and the way of a man with a maid.
%%
There be three things which go well, yea, four are comely 
in going: A lion which is strongest among beasts, and 
turneth not away for any; A greyhound; an he goat also; and a 
king, against whom there is no rising up.
%%
There is a generation that are pure in their own eyes, and 
yet is not washed from their filthiness.
%%
There is a generation that curseth their father, and doth 
not bless their mother.
%%
There is a generation, O how lofty are their eyes! and 
their eyelids are lifted up.
%%
There is a generation, whose teeth are as swords, and their 
jaw teeth as knives, to devour the poor from off the 
earth, and the needy from among men.
%%
There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end 
thereof are the ways of death.
%%
There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end 
thereof are the ways of death.
%%
There is gold, and a multitude of rubies: but the lips of 
knowledge are a precious jewel.
%%
There is no distinctly native American criminal class 
except Congress. -- Mark Twain
%%
There is no heavier burden than a great potential.
%%
There is no proverb that is not true. -- Cervantes
%%
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
%%
There is no sin but ignorance. -- Christopher Marlowe
%%
There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety 
always goes with it.
%%
There is no time like the pleasant.
%%
There is no wisdom nor understanding nor counsel against 
the LORD.
%%
There is that maketh himself rich, yet hath nothing: there 
is that maketh himself poor, yet hath great riches.
%%
There is that scattereth, and yet increaseth; and there is 
that withholdeth more than is meet, but it tendeth to 
poverty.
%%
There is that speaketh like the piercings of a sword: but 
the tongue of the wise is health.
%%
There is treasure to be desired and oil in the dwelling of 
the wise; but a foolish man spendeth it up.
%%
There never was a good war or a bad peace.
%%
There shall no evil happen to the just: but the wicked 
shall be filled with mischief.
%%
There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.
%%
There's never time to do the job right, so we must find 
time to do it again.
%%
There's no room in the drug world for amateurs.
%%
There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
%%
Therefore came I forth to meet thee, diligently to seek thy 
face, and I have found thee.
%%
Therefore shall his calamity come suddenly; suddenly shall 
he be broken without remedy.
%%
Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and 
be filled with their own devices.
%%
These are also proverbs of Solomon, which the men of 
Hezekiah king of Judah copied out.
%%
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an 
abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands 
that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked 
imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A 
false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord 
among brethren.
%%
They are all plain to him that understandeth, and right to 
them that find knowledge.
%%
They have stricken me, shalt thou say, and I was not sick; 
they have beaten me, and I felt it not: when shall I awake? 
I will seek it yet again.
%%
They that are of a froward heart are abomination to the 
LORD: but such as are upright in their way are his delight.
%%
They that forsake the law praise the wicked: but such as 
keep the law contend with them.
%%
Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart 
shall utter perverse things.
%%
Thine own friend, and thy father's friend, forsake not; 
neither go into thy brother's house in the day of thy 
calamity: for better is a neighbour that is near than a brother far 
off.
%%
This fortune is inoperative.  Please try another.
%%
This is a good time to punt work.
%%
This login session: $13.99
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Thorns and snares are in the way of the froward: he that 
doth keep his soul shall be far from them.
%%
Those of you who think you know everything are very 
annoying to us who do.
%%
Those who can, do.  Those who can't, program.
%%
Those who can, do.  Those who can't, simulate.
%%
Those who can, do.  Those who can't, teach.  Those who 
can't teach, HACK!
%%
Those who in quarrels interpose must often wipe a bloody 
nose.
%%
Those who talk, don't know.  Those who don't talk, know.
%%
Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his 
soul from hell.
%%
Though hand join in hand, the wicked shall not be 
unpunished: but the seed of the righteous shall be delivered.
%%
Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't. -- 
William Shakespeare
%%
Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat 
with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.
%%
Through desire a man, having separated himself, seeketh and 
intermeddleth with all wisdom.
%%
Through wisdom is an house builded; and by understanding it 
is established: And by knowledge shall the chambers be 
filled with all precious and pleasant riches.
%%
Thy father and thy mother shall be glad, and she that bare 
thee shall rejoice.
%%
Time and tide wait for no man.
%%
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
%%
Time for lunch!
%%
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in.
%%
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't 
happen at once.
%%
To be great is to be misunderstood.
%%
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult 
to criticize the competent.
%%
To do justice and judgment is more acceptable to the LORD 
than sacrifice.
%%
To each his own and to you so long.
%%
To have a sense of humor is to be a tragic figure.
%%
To have respect of persons is not good: for for a piece of 
bread that man will transgress.
%%
To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.
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To know thyself is the ultimate form of aggression.
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To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
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To teach is to learn.
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To understand a program you must become both the machine 
and the program.
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Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public 
official.
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Today is the last day of your life so far.
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Too clever is dumb. -- Ogden Nash
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Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more!
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Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is 
old, he will not depart from it.
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Treasures of wickedness profit nothing: but righteousness 
delivereth from death.
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Trust in Allah, but tie your camel anyway.
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Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto 
thine own understanding.
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Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.
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Try "stty 0" -- it works much better.
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Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
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Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
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Trying to get an education here is like trying to take a 
drink from a fire hose.
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Turn not to the right hand nor to the left: remove thy foot 
from evil.
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Turn the other cheek. -- Jesus Christ
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Two men look out through the same bars; one sees mud, and 
one the stars.
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Two things have I required of thee; deny me them not before 
I die: Remove far from me vanity and lies: give me neither 
poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me: 
Lest I be full, and deny thee, and say, Who is the LORD? or 
lest I be poor, and steal, and take the name of my God in vain.
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Understanding is a wellspring of life unto him that hath 
it: but the instruction of fools is folly.
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Unix soit qui mal y pense.
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Unquestionably, there is progress.  The average American 
now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in 
wages.
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Unto you, O men, I call; and my voice is to the sons of 
man.
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Use GOTOs only to implement a fundamental structure.
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Use IF...ELSE  IF...ELSE  IF...ELSE... to implement 
multi-way branches.
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Use debugging compilers.
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Use free-form input where possible.
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Use library functions.
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Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
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Volcano -- a mountain with hiccups.
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Wag your tongue as much as you please, but don't wave your 
gun. -- Russian proverb
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Walk softly and carry a big stick. -- Theodore Roosevelt
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Wash a pig as much as you like, it'll go right back into 
the mud puddle. -- Russian proverb
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Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
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Watch out for off-by-one errors.
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We all know that no one understands anything that isn't 
funny.
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We always might win ... because the others might lose.
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We are all related: the same sun dries our rags. -- Russian 
proverb
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We are always the same age inside.
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We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure.
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We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by 
it.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from 
history.
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We must remember the First Amendment which protects any 
shrill jackass no matter how self-seeking.
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Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that 
gathereth by labour shall increase.
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Wealth maketh many friends; but the poor is separated from 
his neighbour.
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What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
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What good is honor on an empty stomach? -- Russian proverb
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What is wanted is not the will-to-believe, but the 
wish-to-find-out, which are exact opposites.
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What sin has not been committed in the name of efficiency?
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What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.
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What you don't know can't hurt you.
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What, my son? and what, the son of my womb? and what, the 
son of my vows? Give not thy strength unto women, nor thy 
ways to that which destroyeth kings.
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When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider 
himself as public property. -- Thomas Jefferson
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When a man's ways please the LORD, he maketh even his 
enemies to be at peace with him.
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When a wicked man dieth, his expectation shall perish: and 
the hope of unjust men perisheth.
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When choosing between two evils, always try the one you 
have never tried before.
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When he prepared the heavens, I was there: when he set a 
compass upon the face of the depth: When he established the 
clouds above: when he strengthened the fountains of the 
deep: When he gave to the sea his decree, that the waters 
should not pass his commandment: when he appointed the 
foundations of the earth: Then I was by him, as one brought up with 
him: and I was daily his delight, rejoicing always before 
him; Rejoicing in the habitable part of his earth; and my 
delights were with the sons of men.
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When in charge, ponder; when in doubt, mumble; when in 
trouble, delegate.
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When in doubt, lead trump.
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When it goeth well with the righteous, the city rejoiceth: 
and when the wicked perish, there is shouting.
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When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is 
wisdom.
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When righteous men do rejoice, there is great glory: but 
when the wicked rise, a man is hidden.
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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice: 
but when the wicked beareth rule, the people mourn.
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When the scorner is punished, the simple is made wise: and 
when the wise is instructed, he receiveth knowledge.
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When the sheath is broken, you can't hide the sword. -- 
Russian proverb
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When the wicked are multiplied, transgression increaseth: 
but the righteous shall see their fall.
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When the wicked cometh, then cometh also contempt, and with 
ignominy reproach.
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When the wicked rise, men hide themselves: but when they 
perish, the righteous increase.
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When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is 
heavy, yield to it.
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When there were no depths, I was brought forth; when there 
were no fountains abounding with water.
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When thou goest, it shall lead thee; when thou sleepest, it 
shall keep thee; and when thou awakest, it shall talk with 
thee.
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When thou goest, thy steps shall not be straitened; and 
when thou runnest, thou shalt not stumble.
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When thou liest down, thou shalt not be afraid: yea, thou 
shalt lie down, and thy sleep shall be sweet.
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When thou sittest to eat with a ruler, consider diligently 
what is before thee: And put a knife to thy throat, if thou 
be a man given to appetite.
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When we write programs that "learn," it turns out that we 
do and they don't.
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When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is 
pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, 
understanding shall keep thee: To deliver thee from the way of 
the evil man, from the man that speaketh froward things; Who 
leave the paths of uprightness, to walk in the ways of 
darkness; Who rejoice to do evil, and delight in the 
frowardness of the wicked; Whose ways are crooked, and they froward 
in their paths: To deliver thee from the strange woman, even 
from the stranger which flattereth with her words; Which 
forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the 
covenant of her God.
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When you live close to the graveyard, you can't weep for 
every funeral. -- Russian proverb
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When your only tool is a hammer, you tend to treat 
everything you find like a nail.
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Where no counsel is, the people fall: but in the multitude 
of counsellors there is safety.
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Where no oxen are, the crib is clean: but much increase is 
by the strength of the ox.
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Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask 
"Why?".
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Where there is no vision, the people perish: but he that 
keepeth the law, happy is he.
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Wherefore is there a price in the hand of a fool to get 
wisdom, seeing he hath no heart to it? A friend loveth at all 
times, and a brother is born for adversity.
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Who are you?
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Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above 
rubies.
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Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my 
sin? Divers weights, and divers measures, both of them are 
alike abomination to the LORD.
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Who hath ascended up into heaven, or descended? who hath 
gathered the wind in his fists? who hath bound the waters in 
a garment? who hath established all the ends of the earth? 
what is his name, and what is his son's name, if thou canst 
tell? Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them 
that put their trust in him.
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Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who 
hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath 
redness of eyes? They that tarry long at the wine; they that go 
to seek mixed wine.
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Whose hatred is covered by deceit, his wickedness shall be 
shewed before the whole congregation.
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Whoso boasteth himself of a false gift is like clouds and 
wind without rain.
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Whoso causeth the righteous to go astray in an evil way, he 
shall fall himself into his own pit: but the upright shall 
have good things in possession.
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Whoso curseth his father or his mother, his lamp shall be 
put out in obscure darkness.
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Whoso despiseth the word shall be destroyed: but he that 
feareth the commandment shall be rewarded.
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Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein: and he that rolleth 
a stone, it will return upon him.
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Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth 
favour of the LORD.
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Whoso is partner with a thief hateth his own soul: he 
heareth cursing, and bewrayeth it not.
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Whoso keepeth his mouth and his tongue keepeth his soul 
from troubles.
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Whoso keepeth the fig tree shall eat the fruit thereof: so 
he that waiteth on his master shall be honoured.
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Whoso keepeth the law is a wise son: but he that is a 
companion of riotous men shameth his father.
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Whoso loveth instruction loveth knowledge: but he that 
hateth reproof is brutish.
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Whoso loveth wisdom rejoiceth his father: but he that 
keepeth company with harlots spendeth his substance.
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Whoso mocketh the poor reproacheth his Maker: and he that 
is glad at calamities shall not be unpunished.
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Whoso rewardeth evil for good, evil shall not depart from 
his house.
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Whoso robbeth his father or his mother, and saith, It is no 
transgression; the same is the companion of a destroyer.
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Whoso stoppeth his ears at the cry of the poor, he also 
shall cry himself, but shall not be heard.
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Whoso walketh uprightly shall be saved: but he that is 
perverse in his ways shall fall at once.
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Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of 
his right hand, which bewrayeth itself.
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Wilt thou set thine eyes upon that which is not? for riches 
certainly make themselves wings; they fly away as an eagle 
toward heaven.
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Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is 
deceived thereby is not wise.
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Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the 
streets: She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the 
openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, 
saying, How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and 
the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate 
knowledge? Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my 
spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.
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Wisdom hath builded her house, she hath hewn out her seven 
pillars: She hath killed her beasts; she hath mingled her 
wine; she hath also furnished her table.
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Wisdom is before him that hath understanding; but the eyes 
of a fool are in the ends of the earth.
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Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and 
with all thy getting get understanding.
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Wisdom is too high for a fool: he openeth not his mouth in 
the gate.
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Wisdom resteth in the heart of him that hath understanding: 
but that which is in the midst of fools is made known.
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Wise men lay up knowledge: but the mouth of the foolish is 
near destruction.
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With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are 
best.
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With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the 
flattering of her lips she forced him.
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Withdraw thy foot from thy neighbour's house; lest he be 
weary of thee, and so hate thee.
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Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest 
him with the rod, he shall not die.
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Withhold not good from them to whom it is due, when it is 
in the power of thine hand to do it.
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Within a computer, natural language is unnatural.
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Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.
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Without counsel purposes are disappointed: but in the 
multitude of counsellors they are established.
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Words are the voice of the heart.
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Words must be weighed, not counted.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Wrath is cruel, and anger is outrageous; but who is able to 
stand before envy? Open rebuke is better than secret love.
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Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net 
down.
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Yea, my reins shall rejoice, when thy lips speak right 
things.
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Yea, thou shalt be as he that lieth down in the midst of 
the sea, or as he that lieth upon the top of a mast.
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Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of 
the hands to sleep: So shall thy poverty come as one that 
travelleth; and thy want as an armed man.
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You are being paged.
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You are being swapped.
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You are clever, but it comes slowly -- all the way from the 
back of your head. -- Russian proverb
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You are going to have a new love affair.
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You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
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You attempt things that you do not even plan because of 
your extreme stupidity.
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You can do more with a kind word and a gun than you can 
with only a kind word.
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You can't depend on the man who made the mess to clean it 
up. -- Richard Nixon [1952]
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You can't drive straight on a twisting road. -- Russian 
proverb
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You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
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You can't pick a mushroom without bowing. -- Russian 
proverb
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You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
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You do not have mail.
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You don't have to rehearse to be yourself.
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You don't want to know what I know.
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You fill a much-needed gap.
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You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
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You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most 
computers.
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You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for 
yourself.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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You have been swapped out.
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You have mail.
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You look tired.
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You never get a hangover from other people's vodka. -- 
Russian proverb
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You now have Asian Flu.
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You should go home.
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You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
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You will be advanced socially, without any special effort 
on your part.
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You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
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You will be surprised by a loud noise.
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You will feel hungry again in another hour.
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You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of 
money.
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You will never know hunger.
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You will reach the highest possible point in your business 
or profession.
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You will step on the night soil of many countries.
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You'll be called to a post requiring high ability in 
handling groups of people.
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You'll be sent to Siberia to count the birches. -- Russian 
proverb
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Your business will go through a period of considerable 
expansion.
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Your code should be more efficient!
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Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please reauthorize.
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Your education begins where what is called your education 
is over.
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Your empty file directory has been deleted.
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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Your mind understands what you have been taught; your 
heart, what is true.
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Your salary will be increased.
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Your supervisor is thinking about you.
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Youth is the trustee of posterity.