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 [![builds.sr.ht status](https://builds.sr.ht/~qbit/mcchunkie.svg)](https://builds.sr.ht/~qbit/mcchunkie?)
 
-|Plugin Name|Match|Description|
-|----|---|---|
-|Beat|`(?i)^\.beat$|^what time is it[\?!]+$|^beat( )?time:?\??$`|Print the current [beat time](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatch_Internet_Time).|
-|Beer|`(?i)^beer: `|Queries [OpenDataSoft](https://public-us.opendatasoft.com/explore/dataset/open-beer-database/table/)'s beer database for a given beer.|
-|BotSnack|`(?i)botsnack`|Consumes a botsnack. This pleases mcchunkie and brings balance to the universe.|
-|Covid|`(?i)^covid: (.+)$`|Queries [thebigboard.cc](http://www.thebigboard.cc)'s api for information on COVID-19.|
-|Feder|`(?i)^feder: (.*)$`|check the Matrix federation status of a given URL.|
-|Ham|`(?i)^ham: (\w+)$`|queries the FCC's [ULS](https://wireless2.fcc.gov/UlsApp/UlsSearch/searchLicense.jsp) for a given callsign.|
-|HighFive|`o/|\\o`|Everyone loves highfives.|
-|Hi|`(?i)^hi|hi$`|Friendly bots say hi.|
-|LoveYou|`(?i)i love you`|Spreading love where ever we can by responding when someone shows us love.|
-|OpenBSDMan|`(?i)^man: ([1-9][p]?)?\s?(.+)$`|Produces a link to man.openbsd.org.|
-|Palette|`(?i)^#[a-f0-9]{6}$`|Creates an solid 56x56 image of the color specified.|
-|Snap|`(?i)^snap:$`|checks the current build date of OpenBSD snapshots.|
-|Source|`(?i)where is your (source|code)`|Tell people where they can find more information about myself.|
-|Thanks|`(?i)^thank you|thank you$|^thanks|thanks$|^ty|ty$`|Bots should be respectful. Respond to thanks.|
-|Toki|`(?i)^toki: (.+)$`|Toki Pona dictionary|
-|Version|`(?i)version$`|Show a bit of information about what we are.|
-|Wb|`(?i)^welcome back|welcome back$|^wb|wb$`|Respond to welcome back messages.|
-|Weather|`(?i)^weather: (\d+)$`|Produce weather information for a given ZIP code. Data comes from openweathermap.org.|
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-# mcchunkie
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-[![builds.sr.ht status](https://builds.sr.ht/~qbit/mcchunkie.svg)](https://builds.sr.ht/~qbit/mcchunkie?)
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 |Plugin Name|Match|Description|
 |----|---|---|
 |Beat|`(?i)^\.beat$|^what time is it[\?!]+$|^beat( )?time:?\??$`|Print the current [beat time](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swatch_Internet_Time).|